Chairlift to heaven

I don't know what happens when you die but I believe there is more. While I'm tempted to rant about what that may (or may not) entail, I won't. I'm writing to say that I think it's more important to find your vehicle. Take that as literally as you will. I know, without a doubt, how I will travel into this infinite abyss. I'll be on a chairlift.